rufflebutts:

If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.

I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.

Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.

Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.

the first time i kissed you/tasted like tangerines/in the background the music/was tambourines/but eventually our love turned to sour fruit/and now i’m crying in the rain/so destitute