goathroat:

eating a vegan banana with some vegan coffee while wearing vegan underwear

(via kitten-pits)

Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?

(Source: tightinvocabulary, via -barry)

birdr:

I.  PUT A BUNCH OF STUFF ON YR FACE

II.  GLARE AT EVERYONE

(via kitten-pits)

Steph, this was a really good idea because I am so bored rn

Rule 1 - Post the rules. 

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger sent you in their post and make 11 new ones.

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. 

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them. 

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Questions 

1. Are you interested in the political issues of your country and/or province or state?

I’m not a [cis] straight [white] [able-bodied] dude, so it’s necessary for my survival. [I put cis, white, and able-bodied in brackets because I am all of those things, but not the whole package]

2. What is your opinion of contemporary visual art?

I don’t???have an opinion????really?????????? art is cool!!!

3. Where is the last place you took a picture of yourself?

On my bed.

4. Of what is the first picture you ever took?

Uh??????? I have no idea???????????????????????

5. First person you kissed or who you’d reeeeeeally like to kiss?

lmao oh my god i’ve only ever kissed one person uh, one time we were out at dinner with her whole family and our waiter asked if we were twins. this question didn’t ask for a story. oh well.

6. How would you rather die?

Painlessly.

7. Do you have a plan for the next 5-10 years?

Beyond going to university & graduating, I have no idea.

8. Pick one object near you and tell a story about it (how you acquired it, what is its purpose, how it was invented, go wild).

THIS FUCKING WIG IS NEAR TO ME I COULD TALK ABOUT IT EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. It is the mermaid unicorn narwhal wig that I made (technically with a partner, BUT LET’S BE REAL I DID LIKE THE WHOLE THING WHATEVER) in my makeup class last year. The wig was somehow just laying around, and was in such shitty condition that my teacher said we could just have it and cut it up however we needed. So we cut a whole in the top center to poke the papier-mâché (a rolled paper cone layered with one-ply tissues + watered down glue) glitterfied horn through. There’s also some white and yellow hair color in the wig and some weird stuff braided in????? Idk. This thing is literally my proudest accomplishment in my six years of art school lmao

9. What traits do you find most attractive?

femme badassery

10. Do you want to have children? Do you have children?

I have no specific plans one way or the other. (No I do not have children.)

11. If you were to write a book, what kind of book would it be, and what would it be about?

Daria/Jane fanfiction

Questions for those I’ve tagged:

Ugh I don’t even uh okay

1. Who is your favorite human?
2. What do you think about when you pee?
3. Do you talk to the stylist when getting your hair cut?
4. What is the last thing you bought that you really probably shouldn’t have?
5. Farts: funny? gross? cute?
6. EMBARRASSING STORY TIME!!!11!ONE!!
7. Do you wear makeup? Do you have a daily routine?
8. Can you count how many pairs of shoes you own?
9. An experience involving an animal, ten words or less.
10. Do you have any experience involving sports?
11. Any allergies?

Wow that was possibly the most boring question to end on

People I’m tagging:

1. obsessionfull (are we surprised)
2. sweetestpea
3. hotchico
4. gemeaux
5. seamonsterwoman
6. andyetmethinks
7. laurencephilomene
8. kevinpriest
9. mattheww
10. leavesandpleases
11. aspiringsteelmagnolia

No one has any obligation to do this at all, but if you are bored & wanted an excuse to talk about yourself, here ya go.