♀♡glamour is my occupation♡♀

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uteruses-before-duderuses:

 #Can you just imagine if Bowie and Cumberbatch were in the same room though #SO MANY CHEEKBONES

#i need you all to know #that when i read this gifset i… i inhaled really deeply and exhaled in awe and wonder #and then i listened to sorrow (which is one of my favourite bowie songs) #and was swept up not only by all the emotions it already gives me#but also by imagining benedict cumberbatch singing this all the time #and y’all. i think. i think i had a religious experience #i’m actually crying a bit

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stopitsgingertime:

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OMFG

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deductism: benyaa: highfunctioning-homosapien: blacksherlockianrider: timelordy-teganbreann: ktblue: trustyourtennant: Benedict Santabatch Benedict Cumberclaus Benedict Kringlebatch. Benedict Cumberjingle. Father Christbatch  Cumberchristmas Father Cumbermas

deductism:

benyaa:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

blacksherlockianrider:

timelordy-teganbreann:

ktblue:

trustyourtennant:

Benedict Santabatch

Benedict Cumberclaus

Benedict Kringlebatch.

Benedict Cumberjingle.

Father Christbatch

 Cumberchristmas

Father Cumbermas

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jawnlovesjumpers:

cosmostrekker:

tardis-jam:

rockinjanelle:

corn-flakes-of-doom:

jamandearlgrey:

crash603:

jazzbones:

DEAR

SWEET

BABY JESUS.

WHAT the fuck even?

Benedict Cumberbatch… WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?!?!?!

What is he reading from?

He does Southern Sassy-Pants a smidge too well…

Oh.  My God.  I think my brain, larynx, and ovaries exploded at the exact same time.

can he please do the audiobook for The Help

The noises I made were not human.

THE ACCENTS HE CAN DO. 

NOTHING COULD’VE PREPARED ME FOR THAT. NOTHING.

Someone has to come by to clean up; I’ve melted into the floor.

MY MOUTH DID NOT CLOSE THE ENTIRE TIME, OR FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES AFTER THIS. LITERALLY SCREAMING ACROSS THE ROOM. HOLY CRAP.

I

am

dead

 EVERYONE MUST LISTEN EVERYONE MUST LISTEN

Dear Godtiss.

Take this wheel.

Take it. 

For I will crash and die from all the laughter.

I own this audiobook, actually. Artists in Crime. It’s on iTunes, though I don’t particularly like the story or writing style. It’s not my cup of tea. I usually have it on as background noise because Benedict’s voice is unspeakably soothing, and I love hearing him pronounce the name “Alyn”. 

jesus fucking what

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148km: #hi.. avery

148km:

#hi.. avery

deareje:

New photoshoot for Venice Film Festival.

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Jamie Cullum: I’m here to present the Actor of the Year Award. The winner of GQ’s Actor of the Year Award, he’s had an amazing year. He’s swapped the roles of doctor and monster in Danny Boyle’s spectacular stage production of Frankenstein which has brought him critical acclaim. And this autumn he is filming the reprisal of his role of the eccentric Sherlock Holmes for the BBC. And he definitely has a name that is very, very satisfying to say out loud. His name is Benedict Cumberbatch.

Benedict: (adjusting the mic) I can’t believe I’m bringing that down. I never thought I’d quote Kylie but wow, wow, wow. Wow. This is amazing. Thank you very much. I’m deeply honored. It makes up for a blog that I accidentally read last night that described me as ‘horse-faced, arse-named, wooden and untalented.’ I can dispute the last two, possibly, because you have honored me with this but the first two.. Yeah, I am horse-faced and arse-named but there we go, what can you do? That’s what I was born and blessed with. This is a huge honor. It’s been a fantastic year for me. And this is gonna take up a massive space on my very small mantelpiece so thank you very much indeed. Good night.

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